10. It's Bill Clinton. I hear you're confused and "vulnerable". Call me.
9. Hi Britney. Good news now we have a revolving door at the Rehab Center.
8. Al Gore here. You're contributing to global warming because you're hot.
7. It's K-Fed here. Who would've thought I would look like the responsible one.
6. It's Melania Trump. Think you and the Clippers can fix the mess on Donald's head.
5. I'm calling from American Idol. Would you like to replace Paula Abdul as our crazy judge?
4. NASA calling. We think you might be astronaut material (Oops, I did it again).
3. Carol Channing here. I want my wig back, you bit*ch.
2. Hey, it's Paris (Hilton). Are we still on for sluttin' it up this weekend. RSVP.
1. This is the hair salon. You left your underpants here.
2007-03-08 20:29:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its Hillary Clinton here. I hear you're confused and vulnerable like me. Call Bill.
Hi Britney Good news now, your cell is padded with Oprahs latest liposuction remnants.
Al Gore here. I'm contributing to global warming cause I produce hot air and loads of extra bullshite
Its Kmart here. We need a new model for our bowling ball catalogue
Its Melania Trump . By the way Donalds comb has more hair than you.
I'm calling from the American invasion of Iraq. We need a new torture product at Guantanamo. Can you record your version of "I think I'm going out of my head" for us to play loud?
Judy Judy here. I want my wig back
Hey its all the girls from Paris. Did you know Paris Hilton gets it on more than all of us? per night?
This is your hair salon/ aka Bobs hedgetrimmer service. Your clippers have been resharpened. Man that hair must be tougher than wire wool.
2007-03-08 21:28:36 · answer #1 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious 10/10
2007-03-08 21:42:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 ha's!
2007-03-08 21:17:13 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Course it's not a question. Read the category. Jokes and riddles.
It's funny as &^%$ so it's obviously a joke. um, well, ok, it's funny as &^%$ and we're just gonna call it a joke even if it rings of truth...
2007-03-08 20:36:31 · answer #4 · answered by Theresa A 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
#6 is my favourite.
I suppose they're a little cruel really....the young woman is struggling bcz she got fame and fortune too young, but she's brought a lot of it on herself.
2007-03-08 20:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by lou b 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha.......... I have one: Hi Brit, this is Kev, if you want another divorce, please "don't let me be the last to know"!!!!
2007-03-08 20:38:14 · answer #6 · answered by anjali k 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is not a question.
2007-03-08 20:32:40 · answer #7 · answered by WWW.MYHIBRID.COM 3 · 0⤊ 6⤋