A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
"I don't remember much after that..."
2007-03-08 20:26:22 · 20 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Afternoon F. P
Now that`s FAF!!!
Crying here!!
100/10*
loved it Brill,
Tink xx
2007-03-10 01:47:32 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one - just going out to play golf with hubby - hope there are no cows around lol
2007-03-08 20:42:04 · answer #2 · answered by celianne 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes found frozen dead outside the cinema. They had been queing for 2 weeks to see a film called 'closed for winter!'
2007-03-08 20:30:06 · answer #3 · answered by l34nneb4m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jay A! haha u are such i funny guy i have answered both questions of urs and it makes me laugh!!!lol lol lol.
i like ur jokes so much
2007-03-08 20:29:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Decent, Very decent ..... Friday is turning out to be a good day for the jokes.!!
Keep em' coming chief.
2007-03-08 20:30:11 · answer #5 · answered by Smarty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
always think before you speak - great 10 / 10 lol
2007-03-08 20:29:45 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny, did not see that coming.
2007-03-08 22:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by Mark J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nicey nicey nicey nice dude =))
2007-03-08 21:26:16 · answer #8 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fab
cool joke!! made me chuckle.
xxx
2007-03-08 20:39:40 · answer #9 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not one of your best, but a good giggle anyway!
2007-03-08 23:18:58 · answer #10 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋