For his birthday Little Matt asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is 80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can Afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Matt heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Matt told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no f**king bike!"
2007-03-08 20:14:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO
2007-03-08 22:11:10 · answer #1 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no I just wet my knickers!!!! That is too funny. Thank you for making me laugh on such a miserable day. Have a gr8 weekend! xx
2007-03-09 04:25:20 · answer #2 · answered by buttercup 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was great plz send some more funny ones like that in we all need a laugh here
2007-03-09 04:32:43 · answer #3 · answered by pebbles26981 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. Not bad for 9.20am on a Friday!
2007-03-09 04:21:14 · answer #4 · answered by Misha-non-penguin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A VERY VERY VERY old joke.
But still funny.
2007-03-09 06:07:04 · answer #5 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor dad... that made me roll on the bed.
2007-03-09 04:20:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-09 05:49:13 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Why aren't all kids like that? HAHAHAHA!
2007-03-09 05:41:13 · answer #8 · answered by Shadow Song 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-03-09 05:22:28 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BRILLIANT
clap clap clap
LOL
xxx
2007-03-09 04:37:19 · answer #10 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where do you get them from very very funny
2007-03-09 06:08:23 · answer #11 · answered by crawdash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋