If I methodically vivisect an orphan, and replace it's large intestines with cucumbers, will you blame Satan and not me? Will Jesus forgive me?
Also, why the hell did I just gain the ability to think that?
2007-03-08 19:33:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That is just really bizarre! Lol.
No, if you really did that (not just think about it, but actually follow through with it) I would think maybe you suffered from a mental illness...and that has nothing to do with Satan or Jesus.
As for your ability to think like that...well you must have a muse. A muse with a vivid and unusual way of seeing things. ;-)
2007-03-08 19:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would blame Satan and you, but mostly you. Jesus would not forgive you, but he died so that you could be forgiven, thus if you actually wanted forgiveness from God, you would get it. Better question: Would someone who methodically vivisects an orphan to replace it's intestines with cucumbers actually want forgiveness? I bet not, you got to really like sick crap to do something like that. If you are going that far, you are prolly too far gone! lol...
2007-03-09 03:42:16 · answer #2 · answered by paladin.macroberts 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mental illness would cause thoughts like this, but you have responsibility to control your actions. If you fear you may soon become unable to control your actions, you should check into a hospital, pronto, as a danger to others. Jesus forgives sins, but you still have responsibility for your own actions.
PS If you are on illegal drugs, they are a gateway that lets Satan into your mind, and you should stop them at once!
2007-03-09 03:58:01 · answer #3 · answered by userafw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the size of the cucumber . If it's average ,you dont have to worry about it , its all gods plan ...He planned the mutilation & you've been blessed with that destiny .The thought was imprinted on your DNA before your conception. No, Satan hasnt been granted God's brilliant ideas for the destruction of this universe . Then again , God's in everything...& that includes Satan...As for Jesus ,he'll probably have to die again if i'm wrong.
2007-03-09 04:01:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you confess your sin God will forgive you. He loved you so much, even 2000 years before you were born, He send His Son - Jesus - to come to earth and die for our sins so that we can live and be saved. We can live for God through Christ because of what He has done for us. Jesus LOVES you and He wants to forgive you. Just pray and ask Him to forgive you.
2007-03-09 05:05:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh I wish I could afford a life but the answers to your questions are no ,no, and if there was a god he could not have guessed anyone would have thought such a thing....like do you think that took a great amount of ability ? you may think cheap and sic but Jesus is dead and gone and aint forgivin' anyone no more no how.
2007-03-09 03:47:22 · answer #6 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I won't blame Satan...
Bible Death Toll....
Satan - 0
God and/or Humans doing the will of God - 1,235,654,324,872,575...
Why do you have the ability to think that?
Well, it sounds like a rather squishy situation...
2007-03-09 03:46:46 · answer #7 · answered by Snark 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Definately not!
No.
Because you're high as a kite and have absolutely no idea the amount of crap that is flooding your teeny-weeny grey matter!
2007-03-09 03:43:38 · answer #8 · answered by canguroargentino 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're sick? That would be my analysis, strictly layman's, mind you, but it sounds right on the money to me. You don't need a life, you need immediate psychological help!
2007-03-09 03:38:13 · answer #9 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I forgive you
2007-03-09 03:38:32 · answer #10 · answered by BUDDXX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋