2007-03-08 19:10:18 · 17 answers · asked by FaceFullofFashion 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OMG, is God a perv?
2007-03-08 19:14:14 · update #1
No. God doesn't exist.
2007-03-08 19:12:34 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Yes, and number 3.
2007-03-09 03:13:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which one? The judeo-christian god is omniscient; he knew, even before you were born, exactly how many times you would go to the bathroom in your lifetime, and exactly what would happen each time. Isn't he great?
2007-03-09 03:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by eldad9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are so sane that we can't describe common natural organic bodily functions except in code. Are we really that afraid of censorship. Or just that embarrassed at our own humanity.
How real is that.
2007-03-09 03:16:04 · answer #4 · answered by U-98 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont actualy know about your religion but in our religion (Islam) God is everywhere but that place is such that satan is with you n we usualy think useless thingz over der.
in addition i dnt wana say sumthin useless bt v r told that when a call comes from Mosques, satan runs there he can tolerate it.
2007-03-09 03:17:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, he sees you but he doesn't volunteer to wipe your behind. Now you understand the concept of answered prayers. Some things you just have to do on your own.
2007-03-09 03:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by Lesley M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think God has better things to be doing with his time than watching you go to the toilet
2007-03-09 03:37:05 · answer #7 · answered by Delete 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No cause there is no god but if there are people with remote vision they may look through your eyes ...,that is provided they remove the porno cam first.just kidding but never be too sure !
2007-03-09 03:14:49 · answer #8 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has so many better things to do than this .
But if you continue with this unbecoming frivolity about God, he may send you to # 3 & # 4, from where U may never return. So, be more respectful to God, cha cha cha.
2007-03-09 03:15:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake.....Oh, wait, that's some other character watching you watering the pot and leaving the kids off at the pool
2007-03-09 03:14:32 · answer #10 · answered by jeninsocal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God sees everything that we do. There is nothing hidden from His view.
2007-03-09 03:14:55 · answer #11 · answered by KingDavid6268 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋