Sorry, but there has been a crazy amount of "Atheist in foxhole" questions in about the last 20 minutes, and I don't think I should be driving at this point.
Also, I am out of Tequila, anyone out there have something they would like to share.
I am behind on the shots. I was four behind when I started this question, so I am sure by now it is up to 6 or 7.
Cheers everyone.
2007-03-08 18:50:07 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How 'bout if I call you a cab?
YOU'RE A CAB!!
Feel better?
2007-03-08 18:53:45 · answer #1 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's really rough when they start with Pascal's Wager at 9:00 AM.
I tell ya, if the Bible warns against strong drink, why do people keep asking these questions?
2007-03-09 02:53:37 · answer #2 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Can we stop at Tommy's in LA first for a chili burger or chili dog, or maybe some chili fries with cheese? Or we could stop at Johnny's for a nice pastrami.
I Cr 13;8a
2007-03-09 02:59:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tequila? Naw, my poison is vodka.
Dang! I'm still at work.
Oh, and as for the ride, I'm not sure you'd like my driving too much....
2007-03-09 03:02:09 · answer #4 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, crap, I just got home with a new bottle and I might have missed out on the heavy drinking!
2007-03-09 03:00:03 · answer #5 · answered by U-98 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that if you keep drinking you will end up in a state of hypersobriety. Maybe you'll see (a) god ;)
2007-03-09 03:13:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only when you sober up and I can witness the true Gospel of Jesus Christ to you, otherwise ask your bartender to call you a cab.
2007-03-09 03:05:22 · answer #7 · answered by Dakota Lynn Takes Gun 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sure, but will you buy me some fries on the way home?
2007-03-09 02:52:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
No, sorry. Too many gin and tonics in me right now. I wouldn't be any safer than you.
2007-03-09 02:53:54 · answer #9 · answered by The Resurrectionist 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry. My drive is full.
2007-03-09 02:59:26 · answer #10 · answered by novangelis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋