A Bear was chasing a Rabbit through the woods one day when a Geine appeared & said: "if you stop chasing that rabbit, I'll grant you 2 wishes each"
Bear: " I wish to be well hung."
"Done" said the Genie.
Rabbit: " I wish for a motorcycle."
"Done" said the Genie.
Bear: " I wish that all the other Bears in the world to be female except for me."
"Wish Granted" said the Genie.
The Rabbit started his motorcycle, turned and said: " I wish this bear is Gay." & roars off.
2007-03-08 18:06:36 · 13 answers · asked by Lorenzo A 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one .....lol ♥
2007-03-08 19:02:49 · answer #1 · answered by Bren 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well it some kind of funny except for the bear
2007-03-09 02:34:20 · answer #2 · answered by manish_wolfyfox 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the bear needs to find a new race to have fun with now.
2007-03-09 02:20:03 · answer #3 · answered by arabianking29 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No but have heard something similar, Like yours better.
2007-03-09 02:39:05 · answer #4 · answered by MJ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-03-10 10:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by donielle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha he He heee good one 9/10
2007-03-09 04:21:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
r u that bear?
2007-03-09 03:03:45 · answer #7 · answered by perfect 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha smartazz bunny i liked it.
2007-03-09 02:10:40 · answer #8 · answered by l.payan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha very cute!
2007-03-09 03:17:36 · answer #9 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL yep.
2007-03-09 02:10:36 · answer #10 · answered by chicka_buggie84 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's smart!
2007-03-09 03:44:10 · answer #11 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋