This guy was boating down the Mississippi when all of a sudden a fighter pilot who had ejected from his crashing plane landed on his boat. He would have tangled in his chute and drowned otherwise.
The pilot's dad is a billionaire oil tycoon, and he was so grateful that he gave the boat's owner a million dollars.
Just goes to show you, anybody can get rich if they catch an ace on the river.
2007-03-08 17:14:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Gambling
That was a cute joke.
2007-03-08 17:17:06 · answer #1 · answered by bbrzt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i got a better one
Princess DIana and Dolly Parton are at the pearly gates. St Peter said there was only room for one of them in heaven and they had to impress him. Dolly went first. She took off her top and rubbed her big breasts in his face. St Peter was impressed.
Now it was princess Diana's turn. She began to douche. St Peter announced "Contest Over Diana wins"
"How is her douching better than me putting my breasts in your face:
St Peter replied, "Sorry Dolly, but everyone knows a royal flush always beats a big pair"
2007-03-08 19:02:55 · answer #2 · answered by Bill F 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do we know the pilot was an ace?
2007-03-08 17:22:55 · answer #3 · answered by Doctor J 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahhahaha that joke is fuking stupid billionaire oil tycoon dont give out money !!
2007-03-08 17:22:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not particularly.
2007-03-08 17:21:18 · answer #5 · answered by buddenhoppo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋