The Truth About Cats & Dogs funny or not?

Question

What is a Cat?

1. Cats do what they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They're totally unpredictable.

4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.

5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

7. They're moody.

8. They leave hair everywhere.

Hence.... They're tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a Dog?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

4. They growl when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play, they want to play.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7. They leave their toys everywhere.

8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a k*ss.

9. They go right for your cr*tch as soon as they meet you.

Therefore... They're tiny men in little fur coats.

Answer 1

See, I knew there was a reason I loved dogs more!

lol 10/10*

Very true

Tink xxx

Answer 2

lol enjoyed guffawing is nice exercising, it somewhat is like strolling interior! and the rocking chair is an identical sensation as a curler coaster! i in my opinion do wish so as i admire curler coasters lol. yet another brillant one Chris good on ya. xx =o)

Answer 3

LmAo I love em'
Speac the women ones!!!

Answer 4

ha ha ha sounds right to me well thought out 10/10

Answer 5

LMAO!! hahaha I think thats hilarious!!

Answer 6

funny

Answer 7

Good joke.

Answer 8

Now this one is so factually funny! I really loved it. "LMFAO"

Answer 9

true and funny

Answer 10

lol its alright