Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former "loves". I told him that I once broke-up with a girl long ago because she had a seemingly incurable speech impediment.
George said, "Jimmy, I'm shocked. I never know you to be one to be prejudiced against handicaps. What was the girl's problem?"
Taking a sip, I paused and reflected. "She couldn't say 'Yes'."
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is believed to be necessary.
2007-03-08 16:49:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think you posted the second one before? Still funny though.
lol
10/10*
Hey d`ya think lxlinhr is a little frustrated!!? jeez.
Tink xx
2007-03-09 07:59:27 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 8
2007-03-09 01:05:36 · answer #2 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chris Cuddles when are you going to learn that when a girl says 'no' she means 'yes.' What can I say about the beer...well as long as the little soldier stands to attention, who cares a 'F' about hormones!
2007-03-09 01:29:30 · answer #3 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny
2007-03-09 01:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by Rav D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2007-03-09 01:26:45 · answer #5 · answered by B. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch.....but still funny....lol.
2007-03-09 02:43:47 · answer #6 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..........funny.................
2007-03-09 01:31:44 · answer #7 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋