Finding a bottle on the beach, Jake uncorks it and releases a genie.
"Ah, now you get three wishes," says the genie.
"Great!" Jake replies. "First, I want one billion dollars."
Poof! There's a flash, and a paper with Swiss bank account numbers appears in Jake's hand.
"Next, I want a nice oceanside home in Hawaii."
Poof! Another flash, and he is holding the deed to an oceanside property in Hawaii.
"Finally," Jake says, "I want to be irresistible to women."
Poof! There's another blinding flash...and Jake turns into a box of chocolates.
2007-03-08 16:44:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just fancy some chocolate! Gonna raid the fridge!
Not one of your best, did you get some sleep?
Tink xxx ;)
2007-03-09 07:51:27 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is just to funny, poor Jake is going to get ea-tend by someone. All that money and nice home by the ocean and him no were to be found. LOVE IT, LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
2007-03-09 15:57:21 · answer #2 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as they say be careful what you wish for 9/10
2007-03-09 04:35:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed out loud, but I did not laugh my ar$e off. Get what I mean.
2007-03-09 01:54:12 · answer #4 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mildly funny - not fabulously funny
2007-03-09 00:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by kbama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-09 01:04:06 · answer #6 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke but it didn't make me crack up or anything.
2007-03-09 01:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by Lyrical Lie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats kind of cute :)
2007-03-09 01:02:04 · answer #8 · answered by Daughter of a Coma Guy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
close to funny
2007-03-09 01:40:48 · answer #9 · answered by Rav D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, very funny. lol.
2007-03-09 00:52:03 · answer #10 · answered by la.leche 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋