What hilarious quote can i put as my 8th grade quote?

Question

It has to be VERY appropriate because it's a K-8 school.

I know something i used as my signature for forums used to be, "I'm easily distrac, oh look, a butterfly!" Should I use that?

Answer 1

How about:

"We can't all be heros. Somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by!"

"Carving a canoe isn't hard, Tim. You just take a big block of wood and chip away everything that isn't a canoe."

"Birthdays are good for you. Studies show that people who have the most often live the longest."

"With all things being equal, tall people use more soap."

"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing milk-bone underwhere!"

"All things are possible. Except skiing through a revolving door."

"In my house there is a light-switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got this call from a women in Madagascar. She said 'cut it out!'."

"When people run in circles we say they are crazy. When planets go in circles we say they are orbiting."

"Life is like a box of chocolates: only the crappy ones are left."

"The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."

"Everyone is a genius. It's just that some people are to stupid to realize it."

"I wrote a song but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio, I think 'hey, maybe I wrote that'."

"I'd kill for a nobel peace prize."

"Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want."

"Two rules of sucsess:
1) dont tell everything you know
2)______________________"

"A girl came up to me in the bar the other day and said that my socks didn't match. I said, 'yes, they do. I go by the thickness.'"

"When life hands you lemons, say, 'oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?'"

"Odd thing animals. All dogs look up to you. All cats look down to you. Only a pig looks at you as an equal.”

"I like to do all the talking myself. It saves time and prevents arguments."

"I didn't attend his funeral, but I wrote a long letter saying i approved of it."

"Paul's law: you can't fall off the floor."

“The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don’t know what I’m doing, someone else does.”

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”

“Santa Clause has the right idea….visit people only once a year.”

“I never drink water because of the disgusting things fish do in it.”

“For sale: parachute. Once used, never opened.”

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”

“There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.”

“A compute once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.”

“Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.”

“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”

“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

“It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.”

“You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.”

“Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.”

“I am what I am and this is all I am and I am it.”

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."

“If it weren’t for electricity, we’d all be watching television by candle light.”

I hope these helped you!!!

Answer 2

I have some authentic sturdy ones for you,pal. a million. "try now to not grow to be a guy of fulfillment yet a guy of fee." 2."we are what we again and again do. Excellence, for this reason, isn't an act yet a habit." 3."our maximum suitable glory isn't in by no potential falling yet in increasing anytime we fall." 4."a authentic pal is individual who walks in at the same time as something of the international walks out." 5."authentic friendship is like sound health; the fee of it truly is seldom accepted until eventually or not that is lost."

Answer 3

"When you are ________( insert your age), you aren't really serious."
by : Arthur Rimbaud
or

"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."
by: Dave Barry

"To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent."
by: Dave Barry

Answer 4

My mind is like a steel trap, it snapped shut years ago.

Remember the Ala mode.

Hey, you gonna eat that?

Please observe the mistletoe on my coattail.

When in danger, or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Answer 5

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Answer 6

The trouble with being open-minded is that your brains might fall out.

Answer 7

Death is just nature's way of telling you it's time to slow down.

Answer 8

Shhhhh, listen.... do you smell something?