Husband to wife: "I'm feeling so depressed today."
Wife: "Why, Honey?"
Husband: "It's just that sometimes I feel so alone and useless."
Wife: "Oh, you don't have to feel so alone. A lot of people think you're useless."
"I know a man who has been married for 25 years and he spends every evening at home."
"That's what I call love."
"No, his doctor says it's paralysis."
In a small town, there was a big factory that hired only married men.
Upset, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous or what?"
"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders and have learned to keep their mouths shut when I yell at them."
2007-03-08 16:25:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sweet, not your usual though, but OK
Tink xxx
2007-03-09 00:27:54 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-09 00:29:41 · answer #2 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one best and the last one second best.
2007-03-09 00:28:52 · answer #3 · answered by Mee-Maw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one is funnier than the second one.
2007-03-09 02:16:19 · answer #4 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 maybe
2007-03-09 00:49:42 · answer #5 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny, i laughed. kudos to you!
2007-03-09 00:29:14 · answer #6 · answered by Lauren S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋