An old lady tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"
"I'm eighty-four," answered the old lady.
"Eighty-four! And how old is your husband?"
"My husband is eighty-seven."
"My, my," said the lawyer, "and how long have you been married?"
"Next September will be sixty-two years."
"Married sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"
"Because," the woman answered calmly, "enough is enough."
2007-03-08 16:21:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How did I miss this? (like snow blindness, I`ve been here since 2005 answering all these!!) ;)
Patient woman!!
Faf! 10/10*
But I already did my dance an`all!! Not sure I got the energy to run around the room again!
Tink xxx
2007-03-09 09:14:13 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess she wanted to get out while she's still young! haha
2007-03-09 01:38:50 · answer #2 · answered by Link 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get it, but it's not that funny.
2007-03-09 01:27:44 · answer #3 · answered by B. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol....:)
2007-03-09 17:11:31 · answer #4 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋