So for as long as i can remember i have heard the beggining of that but noone EVER finishes it.. and im so curious to know the rest!! PLEASE DO TELL !!
2007-03-08 16:18:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I asked my father this when I was younger, so he told me the riddle with certain words beeped out. Do the math:
"There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose beep was so long he could beep it
We wiped off his chin
With a smile and a grin
and said "If my ear were a beep I'd beep it"
Beep1 is a part of male anatomy
Beep 4 rhymes with truck
Beep 3 is a part of female anatomy, also another word for a cat
Beep 2 is something you so to a lollipop
2007-03-08 16:25:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
2007-03-09 00:21:18 · answer #2 · answered by The_answer_person 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.
2007-03-09 00:24:23 · answer #3 · answered by Crash 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
Then his daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man.
As for the bucket...Nantucket.
So he followed them to Pawtucket...
The man and the girl and the bucket.
He said to the man,
"You are welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket."
2007-03-09 00:24:46 · answer #4 · answered by Mee-Maw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard someone say " he carried his dick in a bucket" but I think it was to be funny not because it was the next line. I don't know either.
2007-03-09 00:22:49 · answer #5 · answered by d-rock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The rhyme wouldn't be allowed for an answer
2007-03-09 00:21:26 · answer #6 · answered by Michael C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never realized that. You are right, I have never heard the entire thing either.
2007-03-09 00:21:08 · answer #7 · answered by There can only be one - (ANSWER) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not on this website, as it will draw a violation notice
2007-03-09 00:23:46 · answer #8 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the version i know you cant tell on here
2007-03-09 00:48:14 · answer #9 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sure something something bucket comes next.
2007-03-09 00:20:30 · answer #10 · answered by Lauren S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋