A burrnette and 10 blondes were dangling from a rope. If one person doesent get off then the hole rope will fall. So everyone takes a while to think, than the burnette said well if i dont get off all of us will die. The touching speach, the blondes began to clap
Problem Solved
2007-03-08 15:49:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha .i take it you don`t like blondes?anyway i`m a natural blonde and i think it`s funny.
2007-03-08 15:59:01 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Snowflake♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-03-09 04:46:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that one before...
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a police officer who was also a blonde.
The police officer asked to see the driver's drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "Umm, Ooo, what does it look like?" she finally asked.
The police officer rolled his eyes and replied, "Miss, It's square, flat and it has your picture on it."
The driver lifted her eyebrows and said, "Oh, oh" and pulled out a compact from her purse, handing it to the police officer saying, "Here it is!"
The blonde officer opened the compact, then handed it back saying, "Hey if I'd have known you were a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over!"
2007-03-09 00:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope your name is a joke confucius, beacause it is spelled wrong also. Maybe she isn't a native english speaker, if you want to preach about spelling then go yell at your alphabet soup.
2007-03-09 00:01:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sweetie, if you are going to tell a blonde joke please check your spelling. You can't really tell a joke insulting the intelligence of a group of people if you can't even spell or use correct grammar. Other than that, funny joke
2007-03-08 23:53:25 · answer #5 · answered by confuscious 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Baa dum dum
2007-03-08 23:52:29 · answer #6 · answered by mustangldr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was pretty funny lol
2007-03-09 00:00:12 · answer #7 · answered by TJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, so im guessing your not blonde lol
2007-03-08 23:52:09 · answer #8 · answered by Dan 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmao thats y ppl dont repesct blondes now.
2007-03-08 23:52:52 · answer #9 · answered by luciouscakes1019 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha
2007-03-08 23:52:44 · answer #10 · answered by riddlemethis 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋