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No, God doesn't need us at all, it is us that need him. It gives him pleasure to have us suck up to him and praise him as long as it comes from the heart.

2007-03-08 15:41:04 · answer #1 · answered by t2ensie 3 · 0 1

That kind of talk portrays God as being jealous, insecure, and in need of a constant ego boost.
Very silly to attribute such petty human characteristics to God.

2007-03-08 23:41:57 · answer #2 · answered by rebecca h 2 · 0 1

Religious Empires encourage us to worship God. Then, they conveniently brainwash their followers that the Church represents God; therefore, if you worship the Church and the Church Leaders, you are worshipping God.

"Dig deep and give big offerings today. God needs a new Caddilac, and he wants the Church Leader to drive it." - old quote.

2007-03-08 23:46:37 · answer #3 · answered by MrsOcultyThomas 6 · 1 0

From Monty Python and the Meaning of Life

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Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord...
Congregation: O Lord...
Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big...
Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...
Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge.
Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fantastic.
Humphrey: Amen.
Congregation: Amen.

2007-03-08 23:45:25 · answer #4 · answered by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 · 1 0

Is it hard for you to give praise to some one who has been good, trustworthy, faithful, kind, loving, merciful, gracious....to you? Well if you call that sucking-up, then I am a sucking sucker, who will continue to suck for all eternity.

2007-03-08 23:46:57 · answer #5 · answered by charmaine f 5 · 0 1

Hehe. Yes.

2007-03-08 23:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by almasri 2 · 0 1

God, our creator, never has & never will or could - need anything from us.
He Loves us*

2007-03-08 23:45:04 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

Doesn't work for me. I am like Iblis: I do not bow down.

2007-03-08 23:52:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

God has no needs...it's us who need Him!

2007-03-08 23:56:40 · answer #9 · answered by Bonjour! 2 · 0 1

yeah you all need to suck up to me

2007-03-08 23:40:14 · answer #10 · answered by CUDDLES 1 · 0 3

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