The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"
So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank!
The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?"
"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"
2007-03-08 15:16:08 · 10 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny as heck... 10/10
2007-03-08 15:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-03-08 15:35:56 · answer #2 · answered by •▐☺xXxHäV☼KxXx☺▐ • 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1 to 10, 5
2007-03-08 15:23:08 · answer #3 · answered by candyfairy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-23 16:36:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
He lost the Israeli tank which is possibly more advanced.
2007-03-08 15:29:15 · answer #5 · answered by Joel C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how clever of him
9/10
2007-03-08 16:02:13 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. If only war was that easy!!
2007-03-08 15:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by Mee-Maw 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2007-03-08 15:27:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-08 16:35:20 · answer #9 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay. not bad.
2007-03-08 15:30:20 · answer #10 · answered by I_cook_its_wot_I_doo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋