how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? you sqeeze it in there.
All the animals had a meeting guess who was the only one that was absent? the giraffe because it was still in the fridge.
how could two men cross a crocodile infested river without a brodge or boat? the crocodiles were in the meeting too.
2007-03-08 15:00:47 · 16 answers · asked by diana m 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol... this is hysterical for some reason!
2007-03-08 15:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by True Smoker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke but you forgot one, after the giraffe, you're supposed to ask "how do you put an elephant in the fridge?" take out the giraffe and put the elephant in. My teacher told me those and they were supposedly to test your knowledge and memory. Do I get the 10 points now?
2007-03-08 23:18:17 · answer #2 · answered by puga882006@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love these kind of jokes, here are some of mine.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephant come up over the hill?
Look at the elephant come over the hill?
What did Tarzan say when the elephant came over the hill with dark sunglasses?
Nothing, he couldn't recognize it witht he glasses on.
Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape?
A grape is purple.
What did Jane say when she saw the elephant come from over the hill?
Hey look at the grape, (she was colorblind).
2007-03-08 23:07:40 · answer #3 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i believe ive heard that one b4 but its cool. heres mine but i warn you its really dumb:
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet and
instructs the guy to hit him as hard as possible on the head.
The magician then proceeds to put his head down on a wooden
block.
The man shrugs his shoulders and takes a mighty swing.
Three years later, the magician wakes up from a coma in the
hospital and goes.... "Taa-Daa!"
2007-03-12 19:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by Garbo's snowflake 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious 9/10
2007-03-09 05:02:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumb but good for a laugh, lol!
2007-03-09 00:40:32 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HI that's nice joke
2007-03-08 23:29:18 · answer #7 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is a much shorter version of the same one I read here weeks ago but its still funny!!!
2007-03-08 23:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute animal joke
2007-03-09 00:07:10 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You were right on that one.. It was a dumb joke..
2007-03-08 23:09:21 · answer #10 · answered by D.L. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dumb but funny
2007-03-08 23:04:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋