I feel sorry for the Christians. They are waiting eagerly for Jesus to come back, but I don't think he will anytime soon...
Should I dress up as Jesus just to prevent them from being disappointed? :)
Any make-up ideas? Should I die my blond hair darker? Grow a wizardly mustache/ beard?
2007-03-08 14:25:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sorry, spelled "dye" wrong
2007-03-08 14:29:44 · update #1
Yes, you should definitely do this. And go to the front door of a mental institution and ask for admission.
2007-03-08 14:27:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
The signs of times are all around. Jesus will come back when it is time to come back. If you go dressing up as him, you will just be showing your ignorance.
Listen, It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. I am with some others on here, if you go acting a fool, be sure to do it in front of the insane asylum, they will be sure to make room for you.
2007-03-08 22:33:42 · answer #2 · answered by chrystalbelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can pull the trick off of coming back in the clouds, you have a chance to convince some. But dressing up like a 60's hippie won't convince me. Um, what state are you in? Just want to make sure I know ahead of time.
2007-03-08 22:37:04 · answer #3 · answered by JohnFromNC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not feel sorry for us. We understand that it is about God's timing.He has asked us to be ready. The time is up either when He comes or until we die.
2007-03-08 22:34:06 · answer #4 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. yes you should.
It would be evil and entertaining all at the same time.
And definitely grow a beard, but keep the blonde locks and tell them it's the new thing for spring '07. See how many barbies and kens we end up with.
2007-03-08 22:32:09 · answer #5 · answered by roxygodess139 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who's waiting... the Bible teaches us to be ready but that doesn't mean I sit up at nights with the Bible in my hand and a suitcase packed. He still guides us in this life. By the way, you must really enjoy "dressing up" don't you?
2007-03-08 22:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by Scott B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember, last time someone claimed to be Jesus, Waco got shot up. Make sure you do this in one of those T.V. Churches.
2007-03-08 22:31:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please don't play with words. My mother passed away last week. Before she passed, she said she saw Jesus in a shiny white robe. Jesus DOES exists and he will come back. But we just don't know when.
2007-03-08 22:38:37 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christians will know the real Jesus and Jesus knows you.
2007-03-08 22:30:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you feeling sorry for the Christians or obsessed with them.
2007-03-08 22:37:25 · answer #10 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell me, what will you do when He does come? "They will look at one another in astonishment, their faces aflame". Do you really love sin so much that you are willing to risk your eternal soul to keep it? You are to be felt sorry for. I pray that God will grant you to have your eyes opened.
2007-03-08 22:36:35 · answer #11 · answered by W J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋