a WERID FISH SWAN UPSTREAM
2007-03-08 13:55:34 · 12 answers · asked by JUICY L 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you could tell at a glance- he was emerald green
but lo and behold
if the truth is to be told
he tasted the same as franks and beans
2007-03-08 14:17:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A weird fish swam up a stream
And,although a bit broad in the Beam.
At her Splash,and her Wriggle
The Boy Fish,would Giggle
And She'd grin.
Like a cat.
With the Cream!
2007-03-11 07:19:15 · answer #2 · answered by Vincent A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm getting quite p/oed that someone can post the same question five times. I really wish you would stop, but i'll try and help you anyway.
A weird fish swam upstream
while pondering a strange dream
suddenly it was hooked
and then it was cooked
until the weird fish became weird cream
2007-03-08 14:04:43 · answer #3 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first of all, it's swam, not swan.
and weird, not werid.
um, here ...
A weird fish swam upstream,
in a search for it's one true dream,
it never reached it's goal,
since it was stuck on a pole,
and it died, trying to scream.
*it might be better as "swam up a stream". just an idea.
2007-03-08 14:05:01 · answer #4 · answered by All-Time-Knower 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A weird fish swam upstream
Then had a few wet dreams *lolz*
Then the fishy gets killed
by takin to many pills
And now evry nite in his spirit he screams!!
2007-03-08 14:20:28 · answer #5 · answered by ○•Picasso•○ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A werid fish swan upstream
to find his mom so she would not scream
He got a spanking
and mom and daddy got to cranking.
2007-03-08 14:05:34 · answer #6 · answered by marinesprincess 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
A weird fish swam upstream
Until he started to gleam
Pollution was high
Despite bossman's lie
The price too high it would seem
2007-03-08 14:03:39 · answer #7 · answered by ahab 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he swam upstream because the elavtor was taken. Hope you like that answer!
2007-03-08 14:53:52 · answer #8 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to eat a shy ice-cream,
against the tide,
the poor fish died and all began to Scream.
2007-03-08 14:06:50 · answer #9 · answered by christian b 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can't believe I'm really answering this...
...and he had a very good dream
In this dream he was soaring
Oh, it wasn't boring
It was the best he'd ever seen.
2007-03-08 14:00:48 · answer #10 · answered by lex 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋