While he's enjoying his drink, he notices a little old man with a peg-leg and a Noggin the size of a baseball. Curious, he ask the man, "How in the world did your noggin get to me so DAMN Tiny?"
The old man replies "I used to be a sailor, but one day, i was out sailing when my shipwrecked on a remote island. I lived there for about three years. One day a beuatiful mermaid came up on shore. she gave me three wishes. For the first wish, I asked her to be back in civilization, for the second i wished for 25 million dollars. For the third wish i told her that i wanted to have sex with a mermaid. She told me 'sorry, but mermaid dont have the right equipment to have sex. So i said "how about a little head then?"
2007-03-08 13:50:53 · 12 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
With 25 million dollars, I'm sure he could have bought a little head SOMEWHERE. LMAO good 1
2007-03-08 14:11:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is really funny. I like this a lot. Good joke. 10. 10. 10.
2007-03-08 21:57:54 · answer #2 · answered by marinesprincess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny but ive heard better,
2007-03-08 21:56:57 · answer #3 · answered by :::::::::::::: 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that one is funny!
2007-03-08 23:00:33 · answer #4 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, that's funny. a little nasty, but funny anyways.
2007-03-08 22:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by All-Time-Knower 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny!!! 100000000/100000000
2007-03-08 21:55:39 · answer #6 · answered by smiley9815 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA That's great!!!!
2007-03-08 21:57:34 · answer #7 · answered by Allie400 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sick yet hilarious, but really...nasty!
2007-03-08 22:09:40 · answer #8 · answered by mayo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup, that's funny!!!!!! lol
2007-03-08 23:54:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
JAJAJA! GOOD ONE!
2007-03-08 22:05:27 · answer #10 · answered by Ligia 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋