10 POINTS
2007-03-08 13:36:22 · 7 answers · asked by JUICY L 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Once there was a name named Grace
She got plastic surgery to cover up her ugly face
She changed her name to Jill
Then married a guy named Phil
But then got divorced, just in case.
2007-03-08 13:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a girl named Jill
who shrilled at the thought of a drill
so she brushed everyday
so her dentist would say
"Your teeth are perfect no bill"
2007-03-08 14:06:23 · answer #2 · answered by sarah g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man named Al Gore
Who pranced around like a little whore.
He danced naked throughout the night
giving everyone a little fright
At this god awful site.
2007-03-08 13:44:19 · answer #3 · answered by marinesprincess 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who tried to fill up a bucket
So angry was he
When it sprung a leak
That he threw it away and said...oh well
2007-03-08 13:45:36 · answer #4 · answered by Simon Says Touch Your Nose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bather whose clothing was strewed,
By winds that left her quite nude,
Saw a man come along,
And unless I am wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd.
2007-03-08 13:56:01 · answer #5 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Chateau banana and I'm here to say, if you wanna kill your boyfriend, there's an easy way, just peel a banana and put it on the floor, watch your boyfriend go-a-slippen out the door......chah chah chah....
2007-03-10 07:27:19 · answer #6 · answered by Chrissy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not sure lol
2007-03-12 11:20:46 · answer #7 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋