Have you heard of the world's REAL fastest growing religion...?

Question

Poeism? Poeists follow the teachings of Edgar Allan Poe, and this is their sacred text:
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~HYPER/poe/eureka.html


All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream...

Answer 1

Nah its self absorbtion. People are becoming lovers of themselves

2TI 3:1 But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2 People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3 without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4 treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God-- 5 having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with them.

Answer 2

Islam is one among the fastest turning out to be faith because of the quantity of human beings that already worship and persist with Islam's beliefs even as many others who were no longer of that faith are replacing to it. it truly is only too confusing to discover any credibility in truly some religions alongside with Christianity once you inspect their previous historic previous in which the easily faith began and originated from. For Christianity there is no longer a lot evidence of their beliefs only truly some bullying human beings into believing it. i could sit down the following and study each and each faith in evaluation to Islam yet that'd take too lengthy and that i'm particular you does no longer examine all of it. quite i will only end by technique of affirming that of each and each of the religions i have studied so some distance, Islam looks the most crediblie so i have self belief it truly is a short turning out to be faith because of converts to boot as those who already have self belief contained in the religion in line with family members lineage, etc. And so some distance because the propaganda the media is installation for Islam in practise the ignorant, it truly is no longer doing a reliable activity. The media is the finest and maximum efficient thanks to brainwash ignorant those who will have self belief something they say and in no way upward thrust up and particularly discover the reality themselves. The media isn't continuously properly desirable. this modern-day day, it truly is turning some human beings hostile to Islam because of a portrayal of a small team of human beings that they imagine characterize the completed inhabitants. it truly is like the affirming: One undesirable apple spoils the completed barrel.

Answer 3

Unsurprisingly, that actually appears to make more sense than any of the major organised religions.

It can't quite beat Neilism (my own little personal religion, which involves worshipping a teapot, sleeping during the day, and secretly studying to become a ninja), but it's certainly close.

Answer 4

I can't stand Poe, very overrated as a writer.

You didn't really expect me to read that did you?

Still, if L. Ron Hubbard can start a religion.....

Answer 5

I'm a Dr.Suessism Convert.

Red Fish
Blue Fish

our saviors!

Answer 6

Because a lot of people are doing it doesn't make it right!
Even some who truly believe they are saved.

(Matthew 7:21-23) 21 “Not everyone saying to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter into the kingdom of the heavens, but the one doing the will of my Father who is in the heavens will. 22 Many will say to me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and expel demons in your name, and perform many powerful works in your name?’ 23 And yet then I will confess to them: I never knew YOU! Get away from me, YOU workers of lawlessness.
Some religious people are not doing the will of God;.

Answer 7

Do not just the way based upon how many take it.

Jesus said, “Enter by the narrow gate; for wide is the gate and broad is the way that leads to destruction, and there are many who go in by it."

Answer 8

We can but wish that were the case,
The whole world then might verse embrace;
Just think, address each thing in verse!
Do you think things could get much worse?

Answer 9

They may wind up in a holy water balloon fight with the Pastafarians.

Answer 10

I woke up as a giant cockroach.

I've converted to Kafkaism.