2007-03-08 13:07:52 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...the world may never know! (as long as McNuggets still exist...i dont care)
2007-03-09 14:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by phoenix3076 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we'd be telling other kinds of crossing the road jokes, with some other animal besides a chicken. in fact, chickens aren't even implicitly funny..unless they're rubber chickens. "why did the rubber chicken cross the road?" there, isn't that instantly a hundred times funnier already and I haven't even told you the punch line. So we'd be using animals like let's say, a slug or a snail. "why did the slug cross the road?" "Because it had a year to kill." hmmm.. that's not really funny is it? actually, to answer your question, I think the human race would go insane from boredom.
2007-03-09 01:19:24 · answer #2 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then the world would go into uncontrolable chaos and eveyone who ever thought of telling a stupid or corny joke would be shoved off of a cliff.
chickens would rule the world because they would never had been steryeo typed to be mindless creatures obsessed w/ crossing roads just to get to the other side.
also the age old question: wich came first the chicken or the egg wouldn't exist because the tyrannical chickens would kill anyone who even thought about asking it.
thank goodness some idiot made up the why did the chicken cross the road joke!
2007-03-08 21:13:39 · answer #3 · answered by Toto! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if the chicken never crossed the road this joke would have never been made!!! Or he just wouldnt have got to the other side!
2007-03-08 21:14:23 · answer #4 · answered by living the life 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the pervert cross the road? his d**k got stuck in the chicken
2007-03-08 21:20:07 · answer #5 · answered by cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then I wouldnt have laughed my brains out because of Tori S.`s answer, because she wouldn`t be answering it, because you wouldnt have asked it, because it has never crossed the road! 10/10 for you, 10/10 for Tori S. answer.
2007-03-08 22:31:51 · answer #6 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I asked my chicken and she said there goes a hundred billion jokes.
2007-03-08 21:25:43 · answer #7 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It never gets to the other side?
2007-03-08 21:11:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wouldn't have wound up in Colonel Sander's bucket.
2007-03-08 21:14:03 · answer #9 · answered by hazeleyedbeauty1967 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would have never gotten to the other side
2007-03-08 21:11:54 · answer #10 · answered by Baby T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋