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I think the Atheists/Agnostics should be in charge of the schools and libraries, but I kinda hope the Wiccans are in charge of the landscaping. What all would you like to do?

2007-03-08 12:46:03 · 28 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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The Buddhists could put in some awesome Zen gardens. I like Zen gardens. I will hang out with Carl Sagan and rake sand into circles while we discuss Drake's Equation and stuff. John Lennon will sing for us. Nietzsche will read to us and argue with us. Frank Zappa will make us laugh. Ayn Rand and David Hume will make us think. Madalyn Murray O’Hair will scream at everyone and Susan B. Anthony will get the women all riled up.

Too bad Hell doesn't exist, I'm starting to like the idea.

Hey, wouldn't it be funny if we went to Heaven, just for being good people and not going around believing that other people were going to Hell? Wouldn't that be ironic?

"The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven" (Milton, Paradise Lost)

2007-03-08 12:49:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9 0

Are you sure this doesn't sound a bit too well, nice, for hell?

But I'm not complaining. And as for decoration, sod that! Since we can't die, for the first 100 years, I'm going to see if I can find Lao Tsu to teach me to surf on those lakes of fire!

I'll help sort out the libraries and a coffee bar or two later!

YeeHa!
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2007-03-08 22:20:58 · answer #2 · answered by Nobody 5 · 1 0

hhhmmm..well, as it's hell, my idea of hellish decor would be
the 80's suburban version of a country look...lousy with dried flowers and bows, and powder blue and mauve everywhere.

what you're describing sounds like my idea of, you should pardon the reference, heaven. so if we're going with what we'd actually like, how about a flame motif?

I'll bring the Guinness!

2007-03-08 13:10:35 · answer #3 · answered by answer faerie, V.T., A. M. 6 · 2 0

We need books. Lots and lots of books. And we'll have some good artwork, as there are loads of good atheist and agnostic artists, so I'll be just fine.

2007-03-08 12:53:17 · answer #4 · answered by N 6 · 3 0

Hold on, hold on - I hate to stereotype but isn't it a good thing that the homosexuals will be with us in hell? When it comes to interior design I wouldn't ask anyone else!

2007-03-08 19:27:11 · answer #5 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 2 0

I like to decorate. I'll take care of camouflaging the fire and brimstone with splashes of color.

I'll also bring the disco ball but no disco music!!

Pablito, I only play acoustic bass. :o(

2007-03-08 13:01:49 · answer #6 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 3 0

lifelike Christians ought to confess they do no longer know all the solutions, and maximum, because of the fact they do no longer examine the unique text fabric interior the unique language and context, may well be concern to misinterpretation. What i know, as a lifelike Christian, is that Christ got here to coach us a thank you to stay. The Bible is a e book approximately community and there are relatively solid evidences that communities that deserted God have been subjected to destruction (which contain Isreal while they rejected God). there is likewise information of God's promise to maintain that u . s . and is clean interior the actuality that the Jewish u . s . survives as we talk inspite of intense persecutions. Many words are used interior the unique Bible language for Hades, Sheol, and Gahena(sp?). they have diverse meanings interior the context of that day. The observe maximum usually translated to hell became into Gahena, which became into the valley outdoors Jerusalem the place the refuse became into burned. the hearth burned continuously and the refuse became into fed on via the flames. interior the NT it says loss of life and Hades would be solid into this ingesting hearth and could now no longer exist. i think of the assumption of eternal torture became into invented via the church later. possibly via the comparable church that concept they mandatory to pass to conflict to stress human beings to grow to be Christians (ie. Crusades, Inquisition, and so forth). so far as i'm in contact, that became into the worst element that ever got here approximately for Christianity or any faith and is SOOO far from what Christ taught that those human beings ought to, via no ability, be referred to as Christian. The Bible says that Christ died for the sins of all and that his blood covers the sins of the international, yet i assume you nevertheless ought to settle for that present to get it. have faith me nevertheless, God won't stress anybody who willfully rejects Him to spend eternity with Him. do no longer know in case you get of venture to alter your strategies (repent) while the judgement comes and additionally you're status earlier Him. do no longer think of God's going to spend all eternity punishing people who rejected Him the two, yet possibly he will. i'm no longer God so i are not getting to settle on. Is that lifelike sufficient for you?

2016-12-18 18:23:44 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I'll make sure we have a pool table, dartboard, softball diamond, basketball court, and of course, classic arcade games from the '80s.

2007-03-08 12:51:34 · answer #8 · answered by . 7 · 4 0

I'd probably throw in some Science Poster you know.

WE're in hell and have eternity to figure out how life works and stuff.

It'll be fun

2007-03-08 12:49:33 · answer #9 · answered by Skeptic123 5 · 5 0

Count me in! I'll be in charge of the music. Chicks dig DJ's!

2007-03-08 13:05:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anthony Stark 5 · 2 0

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