what did the biscuit say when he got run over?
oh crumbs
2007-03-08 12:22:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very nice... I always appreciate a classic.
2007-03-08 12:25:20 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surely that should be:
What did ye biscuit sayeth upon ye horse and cart running him over?
- Alas crumbs!
As if it was such an old joke it would be in Olde English!
2007-03-08 20:30:49 · answer #2 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that literally made me laugh out loud, just picturing a biscuit mutter 'oh crumbs' makes me crack up. classic
2007-03-12 19:22:49 · answer #3 · answered by Graphic prodigy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! i got a muffin joke!! there were 2 muffins in the oven and one goes man its hot in here and the other screms "ahhhh a talking muffin" : 0 !!! eh? good joke huh? :)
2007-03-08 20:33:29 · answer #4 · answered by cowsmoo10 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought the oldest joke in the book was Why did the chicken cross the road?
2007-03-08 20:25:39 · answer #5 · answered by Katie S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny! 8/10.
2007-03-08 20:39:57 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can not beat a good old clean joke 10/10
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2007-03-09 02:02:04 · answer #7 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke i love it
2007-03-08 20:27:06 · answer #8 · answered by Niku 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard it before, and I guess it's kind of funny... but I don't think it really made sense to me...
2007-03-08 20:27:56 · answer #9 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That takes the...erm...biscuit.
2007-03-08 20:26:15 · answer #10 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋