Ok you might of heard this one already but...
There is a panda who walks into a bar. He sits down in a seat and orders a hamburger. He eats it, then he stands up and the bartender said "Hey, you havent paid me!", then he takes out a gun, and shoots the bartender. Then he walks out the door. A man in the seat near him saw the whole thing. He pulled out a dictionary and looked up the word panda. "Eats shoots and leaves."
2007-03-08 12:20:10 · 8 answers · asked by Katie S 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've never heard that before, but it's funny as hell!!!
2007-03-08 12:23:37 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SORRY, can not completely comprehend it. English is soooooooo confusing. a number of confusing ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me? a million. If Fed Ex and united stateshave been to merge, would they call it uninterested? 2. Do Lipton Tea workers take espresso breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives, the place does toddler oil come from? 4. If human beings from Poland are called Poles, why are not human beings from Holland called Holes? 5. Do toddlers appreciate infancy as much as adults appreciate adultery? 6. Why the guy who invests all your money called a broking service? 7. If undesirable ability to make terrible, does superb recommend to make undesirable? 8. Why is it called construction whilst this is already outfitted? 9. If a e book approximately failures would not sell, is it a fulfillment? 10. while you're actually not meant to drink andchronic, then why do bars have parking plenty? 11. while you're taking an Oriental individual and spin him around a number of circumstances, does he replace into disoriented? 12. If vegetarians consume vegetables, what do humanitarians consume?? Human ?? 13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you analyzing this??
2016-12-18 08:53:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-08 12:23:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the first time I've heard this....very funny, lol
2007-03-08 16:13:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao haha thats cute!
2007-03-08 12:24:08 · answer #5 · answered by cowsmoo10 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!!! LOL!!! 10/10 and a *
2007-03-08 12:54:50 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Good one!!
2007-03-08 12:25:58 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny... :)
2007-03-08 12:37:11 · answer #8 · answered by nightwing47 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋