a cowboy is captured by indians. told they will kill him in 3 days. they give him three wishes before he dies, 1 wish each day. 1st day 1st wish. the cowboy asked to talk to his horse,confussed the indians complyed. the cowboy walks to the front of his horse and whispers ih his ear. the horse runs off. a few hours later he returns with a girl riding him. the cowboy is disappointed but spends the night with the girl anyway(dah). 2nd day 2nd wish. the cowboy asked to talk to his horse again,he again whispers in the horses ear and again the horse runs off only to return later with another girl.this time the cowboy seems angery, but sleeps with the girl anyway.3rd day 3rd wish.again the cowboy asked to talk to his horse. this time he walks around to the back of the horse and kicks the **** out of him. he than walks to the front of the horse, grabs his ears and says, this time bring a posey. ......stars please....
2007-03-08 12:08:44 · 6 answers · asked by cookie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's F*ckin' fantastic!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-08 12:14:29 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I asked my horse what he though of this joke and he said neighhhhhhhhhh bringing chicks and getting the **** kicked out of him , that's not funny it's sad. And to boot, another death, the three wishes were up.
2007-03-08 20:18:13 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fair only 6/10
2007-03-09 04:48:09 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-08 20:17:28 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!! Star for you.
2007-03-08 20:12:10 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. bad horsey...
Oh... you want stars.. not like.. .star-shaped badges for the sherrifs... lmao.. i starred you.. no worries ;)
2007-03-08 20:14:30 · answer #6 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋