woman in a taxilifts her skirt and says
to the driver "can i pay with this"?
driver looks and replies
"fxck me love! have you nothing smaller"
2007-03-08 12:06:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Taxi drivers always manage to put their foot "in it" !!!
2007-03-08 15:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I prefer this one....
Can I get the 10 points for best answer for this joke please .......
Moral of the story?
A little bird was flying through the rainforest when it heard something calling out. It flew down and found an elephant stuck in a mud hole. Hello Mr Elephant can I help? No but go and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the bird went and found him at home. Told him the problem so he got his Porsche from the garage and a tow rope and followed the bird to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant was so grateful that he told him he was now his buddy and anytime he was in trouble he could call on him. …………And the months rolled by until one day the elephant was walking through the forest and he could hear a cry for help. Sounds like my buddy he thought. He found him in the same mud hole! Go get Mr Lion said the bird. Off went the elephant, crashing through the forest to the lion’s house. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s house and was told Mr Lion had gone on holiday just that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to see the little bird who had now sunk up to his wing-pits. Little bird sorry Mr Lion was not in. I’ll have to get you out myself. With that he reversed up to the hole and stuck his tail out, but the bird couldn’t reach it. He tried with his trunk, still couldn’t reach. Oh no he thought but then I am a bull elephant with one other very large appendage and with that he pushed it out as far as he could reach. The little bird held on tightly with its beak and was pulled out! ……………….
And the moral of the story is if you’ve got a c**k like an elephant you don’t need a Porsche to pull a bird!!!!
2007-03-10 12:15:43 · answer #2 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yawn, whatever, 2/10
2007-03-09 05:01:34 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny tell me when to laugh.
2007-03-11 13:15:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ugly contrivance, crudely stated.
2007-03-08 20:09:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
lmao very good
2007-03-12 18:15:58 · answer #6 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-12 10:37:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
2007-03-08 20:23:15 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's f*uckin' hilarious!!!!!
2007-03-08 20:10:13 · answer #9 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋