10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
And the #1 reason why God created Eve...
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
2007-03-08 11:56:08 · 12 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is awsome! I like #1 the best. im a girl and I like it so it counts right? he he
2007-03-08 12:00:28 · answer #1 · answered by karate girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can tell this was made by a women. You feel as if the male race is inferior which is complete bullshit. Even if this was meant as a joke it was pretty stupid and you could flip it around and say that all of things wouldnt get done most women wouldnt take out the garbage. This post just proves that peopole dont think before they speak or type.
2007-03-08 20:02:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wow...no. That was really stupid and it's giving in to this annoying system of reverse sexism. It's like affirmative action...there was racism against minorities, now there's racism against minorities. Women were thought of as inferior, now men are. But wait, America has equality, right? Judging by what's exemplified in this, no. No it's not. Even if it was a joke, I still hated it.
2007-03-08 20:13:38 · answer #3 · answered by booda2009 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheesy, not funny and most doesn't apply to Adam. 2/10
2007-03-09 05:07:58 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny....I especially liked #3 and #1 though
2007-03-09 00:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I am a girl, and I think it IS really funny. But seriously, it's kind of pushing it a bit. I mean, guys aren't THAT bad...
2007-03-08 20:33:23 · answer #6 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like everyone except 9. That one is pushing it a bit.
2007-03-08 20:00:41 · answer #7 · answered by RoxieC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it's still funny! 10/10!
2007-03-08 19:58:03 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I guess that Conan's wife knows what she is talking about, shes married to Conan.
2007-03-08 20:02:00 · answer #9 · answered by woman of steel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amen to that!!!! and I must say God did a great god at doing 'better' ;)
2007-03-08 20:09:05 · answer #10 · answered by Jacki 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋