The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped
2007-03-08 11:37:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It ddnt holdl all of it. But the man YELLED "HEY IT ISN'T A LIFE SENTENCE"
2007-03-08 11:38:19 · update #1
LOL!!! somehow it reminds me of the 40 year old virgin... FUNNY!!!!
2007-03-08 11:43:29 · answer #1 · answered by Toto! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-03-08 11:57:09 · answer #2 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
5/10
2007-03-08 11:45:58 · answer #3 · answered by awballer03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke was very funny, but you had to have guts to type something like that. I don't think I could! So good job! Hope you enjoy the star!
2007-03-08 11:43:32 · answer #4 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-03-08 11:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's allright. A lot of words though for a lame thought.
2007-03-08 11:47:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn;t pull muscles in my stomach... but ok..
7/10
2007-03-08 11:42:35 · answer #7 · answered by Marshall Lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol .i thinks it funny.dam she needs to give the man a rest.
2007-03-08 12:04:07 · answer #8 · answered by macy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny, but kind of sickening and sexist. It is funny though.
2007-03-08 11:48:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice.
2007-03-08 11:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋