A drunk is stumbling through the woods when he happens
upon a preacher baptising folk in the river
He ambles down to the water's edge then trips and falls down
before the holy man. Almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, the preacher pipes up:
"Lord have mercy on your drunken soul, brother - are you ready to find Jesus?"
Out of his skull, the drunk agrees: "Yes, I am!" he replies. And with that,
the preacher grabs him and dunks him under the water.
Moments later, he drags the boozer back up: "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
"No, preacher," stammers the drunk, "I have not!". Stunned by this,
the preacher sends the drunk down again... this time leaving him there a little longer.
Shortly he drags him back up again: "Rid your soul of the poison, brother -
have you found Jesus?" Gasping for air, the drunk splutters a
reply: "No, preacher - I have not!" At his wit's end, the preacher sends the
drunk down one last time.
A full minute later, he pulls him out: "For the love of God,"
shouts the preacher, "tell me you've found Jesus!"
Coughing his lungs up, the drunk wipes his eyes and turns to the
preacher:"You sure this is where he fell in?"
2007-03-08 11:35:04 · 7 answers · asked by Valkyrie of Lor 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not to shabby. personaly I thought the preacher would have wound up drowning the man....i would have
2007-03-08 11:46:13 · answer #1 · answered by Jacki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it,.not bad though, 7/10
2007-03-09 04:29:18 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one! Hahahahahah LOL
2007-03-08 19:46:20 · answer #3 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good.
2007-03-08 19:38:05 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
goooooooooooooood oneeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2007-03-09 04:21:09 · answer #5 · answered by ILLUSTRATOR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree that was good
2007-03-08 19:41:28 · answer #6 · answered by awballer03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! He obviously was very drunk or very dumb!! Thanks for the laugh.
2007-03-08 20:41:53 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋