Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the
other, a Chihuahua.
As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her
friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs
with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of
dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my
seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in." .............................................................VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
2007-03-08 11:30:37 · 14 answers · asked by jsav209 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him tha t a Chihuahua
was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, "What the
heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a *******
Chihuahua?!"
2007-03-08 11:30:46 · update #1
lol funny i liked it
2007-03-12 11:15:25 · answer #1 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-08 19:51:11 · answer #2 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a very funny joke and I never heard of that one before. Have a star with that!
2007-03-08 19:35:16 · answer #3 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny. lol! 8/10.
2007-03-08 19:42:13 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Different, so so, 6/10
2007-03-09 04:34:05 · answer #5 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never it heard before but it's funny. 10/10
2007-03-08 20:26:27 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥kina♥♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i've never heard that one before...very funny
2007-03-08 19:46:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that's funny i like that one.
2007-03-08 19:34:46 · answer #8 · answered by crazy little thing called love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooooooooooo funny!
2007-03-08 19:47:51 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it... still funny though
2007-03-08 19:34:01 · answer #10 · answered by Toto! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋