Bloke in his 90's is at hospital, the nurse hands him a jar for him to give a seman sample, the nurse understanding the old mans age tells to go home and come back the next day with the sample.
The man gets home, and in his bedroom he tries with his left hand, then his right hand, then both! just no good. So he calls for assistance from his wife, she enters the bedroom and tries left hand, then her right hand, then both, then with her mouth, teeth in, teeth out.... still no good!
In a last ditch attempt the wife calls Ethel next door over to try! again she tries left hand, then her right hand, then both, then with her mouth, teeth in, teeth out.... still no good!
So the next day the old man returns to the hospital, the nurse looks at the dissapointed face of the man and says "so what happend?" The man replies "I tried, my wife tried.. even Ethel just couldn't get the lid off the jar you gave me!!!"
2007-03-08 11:14:54 · 11 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA good one
2007-03-09 03:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by Coolgal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-08 19:45:17 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was like, "Yeah, grandpa is the man", then I get to the end and realized the jokes on me!! My head was in the gutter!! Great joke!!
2007-03-08 20:09:17 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-03-08 20:09:18 · answer #4 · answered by Offkey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i got a little worried about that old man
2007-03-08 19:52:22 · answer #5 · answered by awballer03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny! Poor old man
2007-03-08 19:21:37 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's one of my favourites and still makes me chuckle, thanks for bringing a smile! Spiffing good joke, well done!
2007-03-08 19:27:18 · answer #7 · answered by karen464916 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is hilarious!!!
i read it before though
still funny
2007-03-08 19:22:29 · answer #8 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha effing mint!
2007-03-08 19:20:15 · answer #9 · answered by chrisbowe82 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe..... :-D
Well done hunni !
xx
2007-03-09 07:51:47 · answer #10 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋