Portugues joke?

Question

A WHITE GUY WALKS BY THIS OLD FARM HOUSE & SEES THE FARMERS HOT BLONDE DAUGHTER CHANGING UP IN HER WINDOW, SHE TELLS HIM TO CLIMB UP THE SIDE OF THE PORCH FOR SOME S E X.

AS HE WALK UP THE STEPS THE 3RD ONE CREEKED, THE FARMER COMES RUNNING OUT WITH A SHOT GUN YELLING “WHOS OUT HERE TRYING TO GIT AT MY DAUGHTER?”

KNOWING THAT THE FARMER WAS HALF BLIND, THE WHITE DUDE CLEAVERLY MEOWS LIKE A CAT… “F u c k I n g cat” SAYS THE FARMER & GOES BACK INSIDE.

THE WHITE GUY MAKES IT UP TO HER ROOM & DOES HIS DIRTY DEEDS & IT WAS THE BEST HE’D EVER HAD.

SO HE GOES BACK TO HIS MEXICAN FRIEND & GIVES HIM THE RUN DOWN.

MEXICAN DUDE MAKES IT TO THE 3RD STEP & THE STORY REPEATS ITSELF…

“WHOS OUT HERE TRYING TO GIT AT MY DAUGHTER?”

“Meowww”

“F u c k I n g cat” SAYS THE FARMER & GOES BACK INSIDE.
SO THE NEXT DAY THE 2 FRIENDS DECIDE TO LET THEIR NOT SO INTELLIGENT PORTUGUESE FRIEND ON IT…”NOW REMEMBER THAT FARMER IS HALF BLEND SO WHEN HE COMES RUNNING OUT JUST ACT LIKE A CAT

SO HE MAKES IT TO THE 3RD STEP & SURE ENOUGH OUT COMES THE FARMER WITH HIS 12 GAGE YELLING “WHOS OUT HERE TRYING TO GIT AT MY DAUGHTER?”



PORTUGUESE DUDE GOES “Oh, its just me the cat” BLAM!!! GO’S THE 12 GAGE!

Answer 1

wasn't funny sorry

Answer 2

That's too crue. The lesson seemed clear. The smart ones play cat and got pussy. The dumb one play cat and got pucked.

BTW, beware where you stop for the night in the Napa Valley outside San Francisco, as told by a salesman:

There's a travelling salesman, and his car broke down so he walks to a farmhouse and says to the farmer, "Can I spend the night here?"

The farmer says, "Only if you sleep with my son."

Answer 3

Not worth all that work 2/10

Answer 4

Too long and not funny. Sorry.

Answer 5

that was not a funny joke

Answer 6

uh......oh, wait...was I supposed to laugh?....oops....=/