Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home.
The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink.
After the last drink he attempts to get off the bar stool, and falls to the floor...... he hauls him self up and moves forward about a meter and falls to the floor again!!!
Luckly the bloke only lives 200m from the pub, however hard the bloke tries ever meter he falls to the ground... hauls himself up.... falls down....
Next morning the blokes wife brings him a cup of tea in bed and exclaims "you cirtainly had a few last night!!"
The bloke protests "No No, I only had a couple"
"Rubish!" Says the wife, "I know you had far to much last night because Larry the barman called.... says you've left your wheel-chair in the bar!!!"
2007-03-08 11:10:05 · 13 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one x
2007-03-08 11:14:36 · answer #1 · answered by xloux 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should we laugh at the physically challenged people just because they have a drink now and then?
Here is another one some find enjoyment from the misfortunate:
There was an old man in a nursing home who always fell out of his wheelchair.
Finally, the nurses decided to do something about it,
so they appointed a nurse to watch him all the time.
He started to lean forward so the nurse stuck a pillow in front of him. Then he started to lean backward so she stuck a pillow behind him. Then he started to lean to the left so she stuck a pillow to the left of him. Then he leaned to the right and she stuck a pillow to the right of him.
Later on that day, his son came to visit him.
"Dad, why do you have all those pillows around you"?
"Well, the nurses around here won't let me fart!"
2007-03-08 11:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-05 10:37:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-08 11:43:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite an old one. so heard it before (slightly different version) still raised a smile tho. Any more?
2007-03-08 11:20:19 · answer #5 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that joke was funnier!! Also worth a star!
2007-03-08 11:20:30 · answer #6 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha now thats a good one - not old at all like the last one and its hilarious
good job i luved it =]
2007-03-08 11:13:25 · answer #7 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good ha ha ha
2007-03-08 11:18:00 · answer #8 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a wheely good joke
2007-03-08 11:15:21 · answer #9 · answered by valda54 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute
2007-03-08 11:16:32 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋