a trucker who is carrying a load of chickens is going down the motorway and see's a woman on the side of the road,he pulls up and say "you want a lift"she gets in and as they go down the road he says do you fxck she says no i don't so he says fxck off then and chucks her out .meanwhile his parrot in back is listening to everthing he is saying and as they go down the road AGAIN he see's another woman that wants a lift same thing happens do you fxck no well fxck off then
then the last woman he picks up says yeah i do so they pull up at a truck stop and after about 15 minutes a knock comes on the door he opens the door to the police and says "what" the policeman says do you own a parrot he says yes why well come with me
they go round the back to see the parrot grabbing a chicken and saying "do you fxck" well fxck off then as he chucks them out onto the road
oh and this is the clean version
2007-03-08 11:04:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i told you it was an old one
2007-03-08 11:13:02 · update #1
weird and not that funny!
2007-03-08 11:09:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats fowl
2007-03-08 11:09:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was funny, and yes it is an old one because I heard it before.
2007-03-08 11:13:31 · answer #3 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha omg thats really funny - iv never heard it before, thanx for telln me =]
2007-03-08 11:09:03 · answer #4 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, gave me a nice laugh!!!
2007-03-08 11:08:28 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand. Have a good evening.
2007-03-08 11:10:29 · answer #6 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it is ok, but I feel for the chickens
2007-03-08 11:11:01 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-08 11:09:40 · answer #8 · answered by cee_jae22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats a good one.............so is your pic........thats funny too!
2007-03-08 11:15:51 · answer #9 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is crap!!
2007-03-08 11:08:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋