Englishman, Scottsman, and Irishman sitting on top of a tall building they are finnishing off. They have all stopped building for lunch, the Englishman opens his sandwiches and exclains "Ahh Beef! I'm so sick of beef sandwiches. If I get beef again, I'm jumping off this building!"
The Scottsman opens his sandwich "Ah, Haggis!, if I get Haggis tomorrow, I'm with you english man, I'm jumping!!"
The Irishman opens his, "Ahhhh Lamb..... If I get lamb tomorrow I'm wit you lads!"
Next Day:
Englishman, "I don't belive it, BEEF again, thats it." with that he jump off the 78 floor and dies!
Scotsman, "Ahh Haggis!" he also jumps and dies.
Irishman, "Ahh Lamb" He shouts as he jumps to his death.
Later that day at the morge all the wives are there consoling each other, the english wife exclaims "if only he said he didn't like beef I would have made him something else!" The scots wife aggreed, The irish wife perked up and says "I just don't understand.. Patrick made his own sandwiches
2007-03-08 11:04:33 · 7 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
super oldd lol but still funny - thanks for postin it =]
2007-03-08 11:07:37 · answer #1 · answered by blank 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful!!! I heard a different version of this joke before, but I like yours better.
2007-03-08 19:09:51 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im irish and thats not funny
2007-03-08 19:48:59 · answer #3 · answered by Sir. ChatsAlot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it once.
2007-03-08 19:35:36 · answer #4 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've never heard it but i liked it.
2007-03-08 19:17:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yawn... how old is that?
2007-03-08 19:07:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it may be an oldie, but it' a goodie, thanks
2007-03-08 19:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋