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2007-03-08 10:48:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if he drives ....tell him he has two flat tires...or someone hit his car
2007-03-08 10:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once got a piece of rabbit fur(about 3 0r 4 inches) rolled it up like a burrito, and then tied some fishing string to it.
i then got enough line to go from the bathroom to the livingroom where we all were hanging out drinking beer.
I placed the rabbit fur side of the line ibehind the toilet where it wasnt visable, I then ran the line along the bathroom sink agaist the vanity along the wall , outside the bathroom down the hallway wall & carpet to the livingroom where it wasnt visable. I waited til the loudest, and most big mouthed TUFF guy went into the bathroom to take a leak ...as soon as I heard his pee hit the water , I pulled the string slowly then quickly....He pissed all over himself and the bathroom while screaming like a girl.
funniest thing I've ever done to someone.
2007-03-08 19:00:00 · answer #2 · answered by xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya!!!! lots! heres one:
put saran wrap over the toilet bowl then put the lid down and when he goes it will splash up on him lol
also
paint the toilet seat white with a water based paint and when he sits to go #2 he will have a white ring around his butt! lol
2007-03-08 18:53:06 · answer #3 · answered by shannonlee05@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he's asleep put one hand in hot water and one hand in cold. He'll piss his pants. tehe
Or tell him to grab his chin really hard and twist it for about a minute. It'll leave a big hickey. Pretend you're doing it with him but don't.
2007-03-08 18:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you know the shaving cream one? put some on his hand while he sleeps and tickle his face a little. hilarity ensues.
2007-03-08 18:54:38 · answer #5 · answered by datopher64 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him you will give him $5 if he fits a raw egg in his mouth whole, then, when he puts it in, hit him under the chin enough to crack the egg.
2007-03-08 18:51:10 · answer #6 · answered by George 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ben-Gay in his underwear.
2007-03-12 00:16:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy him a belt to hold his pants where they belong
2007-03-08 18:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hide porn in his room where your mom will find it
2007-03-08 18:51:34 · answer #9 · answered by cd123 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
um...... you are an evil sister! lol good job
i think you should do something origanal like??? idk i am brain dead right now sorry I cant think
2007-03-08 18:54:38 · answer #10 · answered by <3 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋