2007-03-08 09:29:08 · 11 answers · asked by bonnie-bee 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I meant on questions and answers, silly bugger's!
2007-03-10 22:02:26 · update #1
get a distinctive picture and ask lots of strange questions (might get you a few violations too) xxx
2007-03-08 09:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by aria 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start a mega-church in Colorado Springs. Say "Praise Jesus" a lot. Call the President and offer advice at least once a week. Give hugs freely to the poor stupid souls who crowd your mega-church's pews. And keep your male prostitute happy and well paid, less he spill the beans about what a hypocrite you are and how many drugs you imbibe. Don't worry too much, however, if things come crashing down. All your buddies who are working the same con as you will be quick to forgive your disgusting behavior and proclaim you healed of all sin - once again - and your silly sheepish followers will want to believe you, also, so your fame will continue. Congratulations! You the dude!
2007-03-08 09:49:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Start a Religion. Make sure you have a lot of rediculous storys to back it up. People like fantasy in thier religion. What religion doesn't have rediculous storys? Make sure that they storke your ego or they will go to hell, even tho you love them. That one seems to work good.
2007-03-08 09:38:36 · answer #3 · answered by chris42050 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
by answering questions in a way that gets you noticed. But not in a troll way. Good luck!
2007-03-08 09:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put an advert into the papers
2007-03-08 09:32:23 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Promotional gifts like expensive cars and champagne will do you wonders!
2007-03-08 09:33:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
grow a beard for starters
2007-03-08 09:33:59 · answer #7 · answered by RAM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Raise somebody from the dead. That otta do it.
2007-03-08 09:34:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
show your body without any coverings
2007-03-08 09:33:33 · answer #9 · answered by nutterandbolter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay Silent !!!
2007-03-08 09:31:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋