My vow of celibacy is over. Sorry.................
2007-03-08 09:28:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I made it a whole 19 hours........
2007-03-08 09:31:06 · update #1
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man's penis.
In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume. She begins to dance sensually around the first candidate. Even before she has begun to remove her veils: *Ting-a-ling* goes the little bell...
"Oh Patrick," says the Monsignor, "I am so disappointed in your complete lack of self-control. Go take a long, cold shower and pray about your carnal weakness."
As Patrick leaves, the dancer then continues, slowly dancing around the second candidate and peeling off her layers of veils. As the last veil drops: *Ting-a-ling* goes the bell...
"Joseph, Joseph," sighs the Monsignor. "You too are unable to withstand your carnal desires. Go take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness."
The dancer then proceeds to dance her sensuous dance around the third candidate. Slowly around him she dances, now devoid of all of her veils, but the third candidate remains unmoved.
"James, my son, I am truly proud of you," says the Monsignor. "Only you have the true strength of character needed to become a great priest. Now, go and join your weaker brethren in the shower."
*Ting-a-ling* goes the bell...
2007-03-08 09:32:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's okay, celibacy is overrated anyways.
2007-03-08 17:31:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why you'd make such a vow in the first place.
"Sex is natural, sex is good. Not everybody does it, but everybody should." (George Michael)
2007-03-08 17:31:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave you permission this morning to dissolve your vow. Thankfully, you didn't torture yourself. Life's too short to be miserable ;)
Congrats!
2007-03-08 17:32:41 · answer #4 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have tried many times to be master of my own domain, and each time have failed.
That doesn't mean that I am going to stop trying.
2007-03-08 17:36:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am indeed saddened. But it's probably all for the best. I've failed miserably many times myself.
2007-03-08 17:32:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, but I don;t really need to hear about you and your pet goat.
2007-03-08 17:34:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
By the smile on your face, I highly doubt you're REALLY sorry! lol
2007-03-08 17:30:23 · answer #8 · answered by Jess H 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Were u a Catholic Priest?
2007-03-08 17:30:50 · answer #9 · answered by Nuwaubian Moor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you done not too bad ... what was it 3 hours or something ?
2007-03-08 17:30:32 · answer #10 · answered by Peace 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋