LOL.
2007-03-08 09:18:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes. You can see him hosting the 700 club daily.
2007-03-08 09:21:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, Satan knows more of the Bible than most people do. Think about this...how was he able to tempt Jesus in the desert? Didn't he quote Scripture to him? How could Satan quote Scripture if he didn't know it?
Satan won't appear as a horned bat-person breathing fire...that would send everyone running in the opposite direction. He will appear as a magnetic personality that can quote the Bible. The difference is that he will use his knowledge to lead people astray as he tried to do with Jesus.
2007-03-08 17:25:13 · answer #2 · answered by tranquility_base3@yahoo.com 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Although your question was a joke. Satan is well aware of the Truth. Why do you think he is out to deceive weak minded people?
2007-03-08 17:25:08 · answer #3 · answered by AJM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2Cr 11:14 And no marvel; for Satan herself is transformed into an angel of light.
2Cr 11:15 Therefore [it is] no great thing if her ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.
2007-03-08 17:38:47 · answer #4 · answered by YUHATEME 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably. He is well versed in the Bible. He has to know the truth in order to twist it as well as he does.
2007-03-08 17:40:24 · answer #5 · answered by Jouvert 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one fears the Lord more.
2007-03-08 17:24:26 · answer #6 · answered by Underdog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very
2007-03-08 17:23:10 · answer #7 · answered by Bobbie4u 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better question;
Does Satan call out god's name during sex as well?
2007-03-08 17:21:58 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
actually yes ... was he not the most beautiful angel in heaven?
2007-03-08 17:21:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
weird war isnt it
2007-03-08 17:21:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋