No bologna about anything involving hard work, pls!
What is the easiest way to get there?
I'm lazy.
2007-03-08 08:57:33 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The easiest way is slowly. Don't start out doing big things like murder or robbing a bank. Do little things like making fun of people and not being honest. You can easily build form there with little effort. Try to develop vanity and materialism if that is not too hard. Make sure you are prideful so others can't help you when you need it.
I have a different view of Hell than many Christians, but I am not alone.
Read the Screwtape Letters or go to mapquest and type in your address as the source and Hell, MI, Livingston County, US. as the destination and follow the directions :-).
2007-03-08 09:09:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on where you're coming from. If you leave Ann Arbor, MI you're just going to head Northwest. You'll take 14 to 23 to 36 and Hell will be between Pinckney and Gregory.
See? Easy!
The link below will give you very clear directions, along with lists of Hotels in Hell, Schools in Hell and shopping in Hell. Sounds like a nice lil place if you ask me... Anyplace with shopping is nice, no?
~Morg~
2007-03-08 17:04:47 · answer #2 · answered by morgorond 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe the easiest way to go to hell is to deny that Jesus was Gods son and that he died for our sins. and not accepting god as your savior would leave you doomed.
Lol or you could just go and murder someone.. that would definitely save you a seat in hell.
2007-03-08 17:31:20 · answer #3 · answered by Jennifer N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well go two blocks and turn left onto blasphemy, then go 5 miles and hang a right onto the murderous sinner expressway,keep going till you see the exit marked hellbound & damned and your there!
2007-03-08 17:11:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems like you're already headed there.
Come on man.
Be the person you've always wanted to be.
Joy and peace is just a little effort away.
You're important to me. And your loved.
2007-03-08 17:02:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An earnest desire to help, comfort, and aid the poor beings in Hell.
2007-03-08 17:00:47 · answer #6 · answered by ultimatebaseclass 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trust me you shouldnt want to go there . Jesus is the right way trust me . You probabllly think im one of those naggin people that shoves bibles down your throat , but im jus that person to try to give you good advice . "BIBLE" I hope i helped ? i little ? lol
2007-03-08 18:58:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd have to be a complete hypocrite who does harm against yourself and society with no remorse. If you become a serial killer then have regrets and repent, then you failed. (Notice: to blaspheme the holy spirit, you must reject any remorse).
From what i read, you don't go, it comes to you.
2007-03-08 17:00:25 · answer #8 · answered by Cyber 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Following Mans tradition! (worshiping Satan)
2007-03-08 17:01:28 · answer #9 · answered by Eric T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Loves you, you really don't want to go to hell, your worst day on earth will be your best day in hell!
2007-03-08 17:02:15 · answer #10 · answered by ca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋