Swipe some napkins from Burger King, or if you want to go classier, from Chipotle, write the invites on them.
don't forget to wear your press-on nails, and something with animal print, perhaps some feather boa. Have Jerry Springer playing on the TV for background noise.
2007-03-08 08:34:28
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answered by Anonymous
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Building on the response from Pacifica and using your rhinestones I would make sure that I use duct tape to seal your invitations (I live in Mississippi and I can attest to the fact the we love duct tape).
Sounds like a great theme - have fun and Happy Birthday to your sister
PS - We sure do like the following inexpensive foods - pork rinds, moon pies with RC Cola and anything fried.
2007-03-08 08:29:03
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answered by scpathfinder 4
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You could just send invites out on notebook paper...from a spiral with the frayed edges!
You could recycle envelopes or jot down the info on a piece of junk mail that has a place to write your stuff.
You could use really well-intentioned but obviously tacky invitations...like something from a dollar store or really cheap but meant to look nice.
You could send it on boxed greeting cards for various occasions...just cross out the message and write your own details. It would be so funny to get a sympathy card, or a birthday card, or a get well card...but it really isn't that at all.
You could scent any of these ideas with really cheap tacky body spray...like a really bad knockoff of a designer perfume, and the kicker would be to wear that perfume at the party. (don't do this for any guest's invitation that has allergies)
You could get some really tacky lipstick and kiss each invitation...I'm thinking bright orange???
When you have the party, of course you want to go to goodwill and get stuff that is obviously outdated, you want to totally try too hard to look nice with it. Mismatched jewelry, and then hideous makeup (too much, wrong colors) and of course that horrible perfume.
2007-03-08 08:29:07
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answered by musicimprovedme 7
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i like the concept. how about getting paper writing eviction notices for the guests invitation. all white trash people cant pay for nothing but use a fancy paper for the highclass or 2 ply napkins.
2007-03-08 10:07:32
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answered by Anonymous
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Carefully take off the labels on canned food (beans, that sort of thing) use the back of these for invites as well. They don't have to match.
2007-03-08 08:12:16
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answered by Pacifica 6
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"High class white trash" makes me think of cartoon animals wearing dinner jackets and top hats.
A Google image search brings up loads of dogs in tuxes...
2007-03-08 08:24:22
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answered by Anonymous
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High class and white trash is an oxymoron.
2007-03-08 08:21:54
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answered by O 2
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ohmygod, i love it!!!
brown paper bags for invites....easier to rhinestone than toilet paper. :)
2007-03-08 08:29:11
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answered by wickeddanibella26 4
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write them on empty tin cans
2007-03-08 08:28:37
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answered by Anonymous
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i dunno know its sounds kinda wierd to me high class white trash, which is it high class or white trash u cant be both
2007-03-08 08:32:06
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answered by anjel d 2
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