A man is in the grocery store with his young son. They go to check out at the front of the store. Directly in line in front of them is a HUGE FAT LADY. The man knows from experience that his son is prone to making embarrassing comments pointing out obviouse flaws in people so he leans down and whispers in his son's ear, "Now you need to be nice. This lady can't help being fat so you shouldn't say she is fat out loud. Do you understand?" The son answered, "Yes daddy. I won't say out loud that the lady is fat." The father is relieved that he has prevented another uncomfortable situation. About that time, the fat ladies cell phone starts beeping. The son screams at the top of his voice, "WATCH OUT DAD! SHE'S BACKIN UP!'
I don't care who you are. Now that's funny!
2007-03-08 07:51:38 · 14 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's cute. Sounds like something my 5year old son would say-unfortunately.
2007-03-08 07:56:19 · answer #1 · answered by pickledgrapenuts 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-08 11:23:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i do like that 1 but its been around already and its been changed so many times but its still a good 1
2007-03-08 07:56:56 · answer #3 · answered by skellyskeldon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i think this one is more funny to me than it should be...haha i could soooo see a little kid saying that too =]
2007-03-08 08:08:44 · answer #4 · answered by toonlink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That is Funny! LOL.
Maybe he's kin to Little Johnny! LOL.
Have a great evening, and thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-08 09:49:39 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha
that took me like 5 minutes to get :]
2007-03-08 08:53:53 · answer #6 · answered by ramandheri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny, I will share that one keep going......
2007-03-08 08:26:04 · answer #7 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny!!!
2007-03-08 07:55:41 · answer #8 · answered by Zabes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny, very funny.
Backing up... hahaha.
2007-03-08 07:55:02 · answer #9 · answered by ~Geeks Will Rule The World~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-03-08 07:55:53 · answer #10 · answered by nothing 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋