2007-03-08 07:45:32 · 17 answers · asked by tnt_bbe 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Slipped on the ice and ripped my pants up the back.
2007-03-08 14:43:36 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was about 15 and went into the grocery store w/my grandmother. When we checked out our groceries w/the cashier my grandmother paid the lady and when she handed back my grandmother her change, she looked puzzled. Starring at her hand and the change the lady had gave her, she tells the young lady she has made a mistake. That she had given her a $100 bill. The lady picks the money up from my grandmother's hand and politely tells her "No ma'am you gave me a fifty" And she counts the change back to her. I speak up and say "Grandma, she's right, you gave her a $50" I kinda push on my grandmother to get her to go out towards the door, b/c now we're holding up the line. My grandma still puzzled, I look at the cashier and jokingly say, she has the first stages of Alzheimer's....she takes her BIG purse and starts whoping me on the shoulder and says"I do not!" And I look at the cashier and say "See she doesn't even know who I am!"
2007-03-14 10:37:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was born. I had a lot of mucus congesting my respiratory tract, and was in serious danger of dying. The doctors spent the first few minutes of my life throwing hundred dollar bills into 2 different piles: whether I would live or not. After the "dying" pile got large enough, one of the survival-betting-doctors grabbed some sort of suction device and cleared out all the crap, so I would live. (The doctors thought it was much funnier than my mom and I, of course.)
2007-03-15 06:37:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my funniest moment was when:- i used to go to drama school,and in there i met a boy at my age.we used to fight,argue etc etc. 2 years later, we were going out with the same group,and i cam his gf.
its not funny at all,but the thing that you meet someone like this,its a bit strange
2007-03-15 14:40:47 · answer #4 · answered by angele d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well ex boyfriend and bad reaction to Heineken spent the night at mine being sick never made it to bath room was sick all over my floor shared my flat with friend from work.i put a bowl to the side of the bed i did not have much sleep had to go to work next day he had been sick put bowl on floor my side my alarm went off ijumped up puting my feet right in it not happy bunny.
2007-03-16 07:17:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have sooooooo many to name. But one time my boyfriend ran around and bought these glasses that make your eyes look huge and walked like he was drunk and waved at people all over the mall!!!
2007-03-16 15:47:52 · answer #6 · answered by Harts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have had 2 many 2 mention
2007-03-12 12:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by Mel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just come from shopping and im opening my car door and wont open i got a green camry and i noticed the other guy has a hard time opening his green camry too we both got the wrong car his got my car
2007-03-13 10:28:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
seeing my friend slip over in the mud while we were playing football he was laughing with us
2007-03-15 10:40:13 · answer #9 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont have a funny moment
2007-03-15 20:28:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋