Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary Louise to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob, the manager, to finish waiting on customer. When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked, " How much for the teapot?" Joe Bob replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!" "My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe Bob went to the back room to find it. From the back room Joe Bob yelled, "Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?" Mary Louise replied," No, but I will for the teapot."This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store!
2007-03-08 07:33:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO cute
2007-03-08 11:17:33 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha harlarious.
That same Mary Louise had been hitting up the guys in the Home Depot near my parent's house. She was shameless from what I heard:
"Where is your nail gun?"
"Can you screw it in?"
"Where do you put the steel balls?"
"Please open my box!"
As long as we're telling hardware store jokes, here's one so old many of you won't have heard it.
A woman goes into a hardware store and approaches the clerk. "The handle on my coffee pot is loose and I need to get something to fix it."
Clerk: "Do you wanta screw for it?"
Woman "No, but I will for that lawnboy over there."
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2007-03-08 07:52:59 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. A screw for a teapot? Why would she want a screw for it if she wasn't even going to buy it?
2007-03-08 07:53:13 · answer #3 · answered by pickledgrapenuts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa!! LOL . LOL.
That's a Beaut! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-08 10:34:07 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is funny as f**k! cheerz i'm going to tell all my friends that tomorrow
2007-03-08 07:47:51 · answer #5 · answered by tnt_bbe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny I like that one!!!!
2007-03-08 07:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by stegall_sherry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was good. I'll have to tell my Mom that one.
2007-03-09 08:18:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-03-08 07:49:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was great....my favorite of the day
2007-03-08 07:37:13 · answer #9 · answered by strgazer9113 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!
2007-03-08 07:46:58 · answer #10 · answered by jzgermany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋