Fill in the Blanks?

Question

Fill in the blanks.

Dear_______,

I am writing you this _______ to say that I _______________ lately.

I have a ___________, his name is ______________ and he _________ in a __________ in the _______ and he wears _________ and __________.

I am ___________ in with _______ and I am ______________.

_____ friends will ________ all the time and I __________ them.

We will make a _______ and _______ them to ____________, we will live a life of __________ and _________.


Wish us luck
__________

P.S.
I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was _________ And wanted to let you know there are ___________ and __________in the top drawer.

Answer 1

Dear Boss

I am writing you this post-it to say that I can't stand you lately

I have a roommate, his name is Bob and he shot sperm in a sock in the top drawer and he wears a smile and got paid money to do this.

I am sleeping in with your wife and I am pleasuring her

Your friends will tell you I do this all the time and I bribed them.

We will make a movie and sell them to every employee of yours, we will live a life of sex and drugs

Wish us luck
Your faithful employee

P.S. I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was true and wanted to let you know there are stick socks and semen in the top drawer.

Answer 2

Dear Erik,

I am writing you this just to say that I have been lonley lately.

I have a friend, his name is mike and he rides in a wagon in the park and he wears a red shirt and no shoes.

I am going in with him and I am sad.

my other friends will be jealous all the time and I care for them.

We will make a pact and leave them to wonder, we will live a life of parks and no shoes.


Wish us luck
Jennana
P.S.
I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was crap And wanted to let you know there are cookies and ants in the top drawer

Answer 3

Dear Mom,

I am writing you this letter to say that I screwed-up lately.

I have a boyfriend his name is Brian and he f#cks in a flash in the ar$e and he wears skirts and blouses.

I am locked in with him and I am crazy.

My friends will worry all the time and I love them.

We will make a group and invite them to participate we will live a life
of fun and frolic.


Wish us luck
ixlinhr

P.S.
I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was lies And wanted to let you know there are apologies and chocolates in the top drawer.

Answer 4

Dear anyone,

I am writing you this i love you to say that I want to marry you lately.

I have a boyfriend, his name is Nathan and he is awesome in a funny way in the world and he wears hollister, abercrombie, and american eage.

I am Shelby in with Nathan and I am popular.

Friends with All the preps all the time and I love them.

We will make a flower and bear to them to our boyfriend, we will live a life of love and conpasionate.


Wish us luck
Shelby

P.S.
I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was true And wanted to let you know there is underwear and socksin the top drawer.

Answer 5

Dear___Mom____,

I am writing you this evening to say that I can't sleep lately.

I have a cat, his name is lulu and he lays in a pile of hay in the dark and he wears shoes and ties.

I am tired in with sleep and I am happy.

My friends will smile all the time and I hit them.

We will make a ham and shirt them to __dance_, we will live a life of madness and laziness.


Wish us luck
ME

P.S.
I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was retarted And wanted to let you know there are rats and ice cream_in the top drawer.

Answer 6

if i had the time i would

Answer 7

I would do it but it dousen't sound fun right now can I have the points anyway

Answer 8

do it youself..