My new flat mate has a cat, and I wouldn’t mind at all, save for it likes to run into my room and defecate on my bed. I’ve tried all manners of keeping the cat out of the room, including shutting the door, yet I’ll return in the evening and find a nice pile waiting for me. My flat mate hasn’t done anything to curb his kitty from doing this.
Someone told me that it’s likely a domination thing the cat is doing, and that it’s trying to assert its dominance over me. I decided I’d return the favor to the cat, and stood over it one day, straddling its litter box while kitty was doing his business. I flipped my kilt up and let go with a burst of diarrhea, covering the cat completely within an instant.
The cat was none too pleased with this, and ran through the flat wailing like a banshee. It headed straight for its owner, and leapt up into his arms, covering him with excrement as well. Let’s just say that we nearly came to blows, yet we still haven’t resolved the cat issue.
2007-03-08
07:15:54
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Wee Bit Naughty
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